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05:57pm 27/06/2004
  im going to switch my lj to Favorite_Whore...i'll bug you about adding me later when i find people i want to read it  
     

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11:41am 20/06/2004
  I changed my layout again. To the fabulous richard ramirez (serail killer who killed 16 people in 1985) I need to find an icon that matches...  
     

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10:14pm 17/06/2004
  I hate graduation. It sucked. I had to wear a dress (that i probably looked shitty in) i had to be outside all day and then all night. My shoes hurt like hell...my ass hurt from sitting on that stupid bench all fucking day. I hated it.
Ali looked great (that whore!!! jk, love ya ali!) Julia looked really good. Eli looked comfortable...*tear* Savvy kicked ass with that dress. Everyone looked reallay good.

My fucking father came with his shitty wife that i hate. My stepdad went. They glared at each other. It was funny. My stepmom is pregnant and annoyingly ugly. It really sucked nuts at big as the sun.

In brighter news, I sat next to sahsa and jonathan the whole time and they're very amusing people. I was sentimental towards the end when i saw the people i would never see again.

Oh, and i love tanner. i am happy at the moment. whoo!


In any case,
Count your money, keep your eyes open, and have crazy loud sex on the stairs (again with the stairs!)

dasvidanya
 
     

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04:56pm 11/06/2004
  IM WALKING THE STAGE!!!!!

I kick so0o0o0o0o0o0 much ass, its not even funny. Yes it is....hahaha.
If you havent signed my yearbook, you need to sign it monday.
 
     

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Stuff you wouldnt think about me:   
07:52pm 10/06/2004
  I'm actually really smart. Im just lazy as fuck.

I am a girly girl, I love to shop, i love make up, and i love shoes...

I know a lot about fashion designers....

i HATE metallica.

i love the barbie song by Aqua.

i like skirts because they're pretty.

i love glitter. the thing, not the movie.

i really like hugs.. being hugged, giving hugs...anything

I love hair metal for some stupid reason.

i like to fight with boys. not real fighting, but like the ways guys play around fighting....its so fun.

I have a good singing voice. Im not that bad

and i'll tell more later when i find out what they are.
 
     

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tough one   
07:18am 05/06/2004
 
Led Zeppelin vs The Who:Led Zeppelin
Janis Joppilin vs The Pretenders:Janis
Jet vs White Stripes:eh...white strpies because meg can drum...girl drummers are cool
Jimi Hendrix vs Jimmy Page:oh fuck.....jimmy page..no hendrix...no page....can i have them both???
Sex Pistols vs Nirvana:mer...Nirvana, i like more of their stuff
Ramones vs the Clash:the Clash
Queen vs AC/DC:oh damn.....uh....ac/dc
AC/DC vs Pink Floyd:mer.....uh....hmm....ac/dc
Pearl Jam vs Nirvana:nirvana
The Kinks vs The Doors:the doors (lizard man!)
Quiet Riot vs Loverboy:quiet riot
Anthrax vs Nine Inch Nails:NIN
Black Sabbath vs Led Zeppelin:your forcing me too CHOOSE???thats like asking me too choose between ville valo and kurt cobain...it cant be done
Metallica vs Nirvana:nirvana....god i hate metallica they're so overrated
Ozzy vs Marilyn Manson:Ozzy
Led Zeppelin vs Pink Floyd:led zeppelin...but its hard to choose
Greenday vs The Pixies:the pixies...dur
Rolling Stones vs The Beatles:rolling stones
White Stripes ROCK, right? =D:no
Boston vs Kansas:kansas
Foo Fighters vs Goo Goo Dolls:foo fighters
Bob Dylan vs Jim Morrison:jim morrison
Aerosmith vs Led Zeppelin:led zeppelin
Rush vs Pink Floyd:pink floyd
AC/DC vs Black Sabbath:black sabbath

Rock VS Roll brought to you by BZOINK!
 
     

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07:27pm 04/06/2004
  I feel shitty about tanner again now that im talking to him online.
My grandma had a stroke today, shes in the hospital. Glad i didnt go to grad night.

Gonna go see Harry Potter tomorrow with Sasha and maybe shawna. Sahsa and maybe shawna are comming over tomorrow, so thats cool...
 
     

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Boner of Satan   
09:07pm 02/06/2004
  I can't help but admire the balls-to-the-wall arrogance of CompUSA's management. I mean, the magnitude of swindling we're dealing with here would give Satan a boner.  
     

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08:56pm 02/06/2004
  people are being annoying. Chris Browns party this weekend. Might go with Sasha. I love knowing people at grant. Gets you closer to chris brown


I'm over christian, im over the fiasco with tanner, i'll never be over my husband(well, one of them...*poke* tanner *un-poke*)Ville Valo.


I sprained mah ankle. Its happened before so i know how to walk without a limp. go me

if i was someone else, i would kill myself for not being me.
In other terms, i kick ass.
(if you knew me, you'd know that is sarcasm)

Dasvidanya. love ya!
 
     

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08:38pm 02/06/2004
  alex rox mah sox....well he would if he had a penis...

Here was mah day:
1st-I ditched first to go get starbucks. Got a frapachino, walked around school with some kid i found.
2nd-ms forslunds was easy. We sat around and talked while we were supposed to have a conference about our essays.
HR-listened to Black Sabbath, talked to alex
Nurtrition-hung out with the circley tree people...
3rd-also easy, we had to run...it was okay i guess.
4th- yoga, which means that we had to go outside and do the poses....eh, whatever.
Lunch- me and sasha bought food and went to non dress make up for PE. trying to raise our grades like good girls...
5th- by far the funnest. Hung out with teddy and alex. Those guys are amusing. We sat around and looked through teddys stuff...wrote stuff on alexs backpack (i wrote that he loved man boobs...haha) I watched them tape their feet together...twas funnay...
6th-i did nothing but write stuff on medical tape. Mr Mc Cauley cant teach his stupid class...

yeah, it was boring, and yeah i was thinking about tanner.



Harry Potter rox mah sox because of his magical penis... go magical penis!
 
     

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09:14pm 31/05/2004
  utterly raised my hopes and dashed them really fast. I dont know what made him change his mind so fast but it was probably me. Fuck the stupid whore bag, i hope she says no.


this entry will not make sense to anyone but ali.


<3 ya hun. With him in spirit, hes utterly sinful. Another reason i love him. Another reason i hate him so.
 
     

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Da poor mans dildo   
03:11pm 29/05/2004
  can i masturbate with your sharpie?

SHARPIE: Da poor mans dildo...
(Sorry bout that....savvy you know what im talking about.)






I got married!!! to tanner...(ali & my mutual friend whom i love so very mucho) I LOVE YOU TANNER!
Im a teenage prostitute zombie bride now.
go me!! i kick so much ass, just like mah maddox. AS to how much i really love tanner, in 4 years were getting a place. Ha, im such an idiot. ANd i feel numbly wonderful. is that strange, is that normal?






Cancel the oscars, DAWN ON THE DEAD already won....Zomibes, lesbians, and ass kicking action. *karate chop* witchaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 
     

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08:18pm 28/05/2004
  mah alcoholic grandpa and mah jehovas witness grandma is over from mexxxico. Mah jew friend evan is over, Going to dads this weekend. Thats cool. Mah grandpa drives me places and buys me stuff, so hes reallah cool. Travis is being the adorable wigger he always is. ALex is hott as usual for someone whos reallah quiet. MAh livejournal is hella boring, sorry.


sadistic leaders were violated
gorgeous romance between the leader and the misfit
get involved in the middle of the end
judging harshly at the strange alliance
well heres your fucking divorce

choke on it.
 
     

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06:44pm 26/05/2004
  ergh. stuck in a pta meeting again. I have so much crap to do today. Okay, so i am officially bored. Me & lauren are going to mess with the 7th graders head with mental abuse. Okay, looking at pictures of jeffrey dahmers mutilations. Love it. Today i got totally offended by the anti gay marriges debate thingy. Calling them disgusting is really fucked up. I'm gonna give ricky some zoloft tomorrow...what the hell else do i have to do???


hmmm...*thinks*
finish project
give hermani a wedgie
make sure i dont upset savvy
dont kill whats her face...
kill niko for throwing mud at me yesterday.

God i hate people. Especially this girl sitting next to me...not vally, but this other whinny girl whos a total queef.

Haha, queef. Queef is the best word ever, and if you dont know what it is, its a vagina fart.
(when a guy and girl are fucking, if the guy pulls his dick out then puts it back in, it makes a noise like a fart= VAGINA FART!!!)

Im done because this girl is really annoying so im gonna do something to her or preform voodoo on alex. I have some of his hair! woot. party time.
 
     

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06:30pm 24/05/2004
  so this weekend was cool.
Friday, we saw mean girls which was actually better than i thought it would be. After it was over, we went into shrek 2. Funnay stuff there.

Saturday we went to orage county. That was really fun. Sashas cousin adrian was so hott. he kicks ass over frankie. Me & sasha got drunk off of SKY and peach shnapps, then we kept asking the dj to moon sashas mom but he wouldnt.

Sunday was fun too. We jumped in a cold ass pool with all our clothes ON. then we sat around and broke beer bottles. Surviving Nugent was on, so we watched that, then went home. At like 2 in the morning when everyone was asleep, me & sasha smoked some camels that we took from her mom. Listened to Distillers, Nirvana, and Hole, then fell asleep.

Today kinda sucked. We were so damn tired. Found out that im stuck for 4 more years with ricky in high school. Not so bad. Who else is going to grant? i apperently am goign to grant with leor, ricky, ali, sasha, jonathan.....dont know who else but for all of you that are going, your stuck with me for another 4 years. Hopefully i wont be such a bitch.

eww, and christian shaved his head, so now he looks like a nazi with no chin. He asked if he should dye it again, i said no because with the black hair he was an asshole and i hated him. Then he laughed. Brittney proceeded to touch his hair and flirt which caused me to hold back projectile vomit. I got out of there fast like.
That was mah shitty day...
 
     

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05:42pm 20/05/2004
  Today was fun. NO class, so i hung out with sasha. We followed alex and teddy around for a while. I told christian to grow a chin, then he hit me with some cardboard. rofl. Stupid bitch face. Hes so nasty looking...ergh hes so janky. No ass, and NO chin. Bothers me so much.

ANYWAYS....me and alex had a grass fight. I shoved grass in his shirt. Teddy laughed. Then he was being a whinny bitch about it, so i hit him with my metal thing.
We won a bunch of stuff today, so we got a chance to sing our cuban national anthem. (a bunch of "OLAYS" mixed with "CUBA" and mexican food. funnay stuff)
It was really cool.

Me and julia pretended to be preachers...it went along the lines of
"The power of christ compells you"
"Praise Jesus"
"can i get an A-MEN???*
"A-men!!!"

Me and sasha were doing that to random people. This jewish kid looked like he was gonna try and punch us for saying jesus loved him. It was funny.

Tomorrow im going to sahsas house for the weekend, so that will be hella awsome.


Seacreast OUT! haha, ryan seacreast is an idiot

DASVIDANYA!
 
     

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09:39pm 19/05/2004
  Went to savvys today after school. Fun shit.
We spent the time making fun of the people in her year book and seeing which person was uglier that sean (outcome=no one is uglier that sean) then i interviewed her. Go check her live journal. Its really fucking amusing. Go read it
 
     

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04:53pm 18/05/2004
  All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
And their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tommorow, no tommorow
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cos I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very
Mad World
Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Made to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me





this song makes me cry.
Its so sentimental.
ergh...
 
     

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10:11pm 17/05/2004
  Hippies blow. There has been a recent increase in hippies at my university. They're old, wrinkly, disgusting and above all, worthless. What right do they have coming back to school after they spent their youth doing drugs and having sex? They frittered their lives away while everyone else busted their ass to get through school and 40 years later, they want to come back and get a degree? Screw you.

I have no sympathy for hippies. I'm tired of going to class and having some 47 year old moron sit there and ask stupid questions. It's bad enough that they're even going back to school, but some of them have the audacity to act young. There's this one lady that I see all the time around campus, and I can't even begin to describe how gross she is. There aren't enough synonyms in the english language for the word "disgusting" to adequately describe her. She's at least 50 years old, has short gray hair, flabby arms, a big gut, and a face that paradoxically has more wrinkles than skin pores. Here's the worst part: she wears spandex. Nothing but spandex. People, if you don't have the body for it, DON'T WEAR SPANDEX. Hell, even if you do have the body for it, don't wear spandex. Some lumps just weren't meant to be seen.

Every time I see this lady, I collapse and go into convulsions as I try to fight back the vomit. On top of it all, she wears really short shorts. These shorts are too short to even pass as underwear. Holy shit it's so gross. Not only that, but it looks like she's wearing depends underneath. BARF. I just puked all over my keyboard. It's time to kick some hippy ass





WHY DOES THIS REMINDMIND ME OF MS KAMPSHORE????? hmm...
 
     

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09:22pm 06/05/2004
  well, now i AM going to see Van Helsing tomorrow with Sasha. Anyone want to go still? what time, who, etc....

Its going to be a good weekend.
van helsing tomorrow
vegas for spa thingy and such on saturday
HIM on suday with v.i.p. tickets!

go me....haha

love and van helsing for all
 
     

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